please slow down

i am so fucking tired

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witchesflower(They/Them, Xe/Xem)
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supermario

Why can you like emails on Outlook?? "Make sure to smash that like button if you enjoyed today's email."


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star-rice(he/him)
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This might be controversial

ravioli

But how many calories are in the Mona Lisa, I’m not planning anything but I’m just asking.
like *if* I “ate” the Mona Lisa how many calories would it “be”.

ravioli

I didn’t consider portion size either which is silly of me. would the portion determine the caloric value? Or the opposite? And no I’m not talking about the Mona Lisa made into food and then eaten, I’m talking about varnish and oil paint and parchment In. My. Belly.


chanceydoesstuff

Okay here’s what we know about the Mona Lisa:

it is made of oil paint on a poplar wood panel, it has a resin varnish.

Did some research, here’s what I’ve figured out thanks to the internet

The wood in question is calculated at 4 calories per gram, the ML is 18 pounds as a whole = 8164 grams= 32,656 calories if that’s just the wood

Now onto the paint and varnish, given we have 1,311 square inches of panel to work with, (this link conceptualizes acrylic paint, which is less thick than oil paint but we’ll roll with it since we don’t have much else to go on.) if 1 ounce of paint will cover 25 square inches, we can surmise that there are 56.7 calories in that square inch, and therefore 74,333.7 calories of paint covering the Mona Lisa.

So your total is:

106,989.7 calories in the whole Mona Lisa, most of it toxic to you



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angelicaphelion(they/them, en/end)
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angelicaphelion

HELLO HELLO!

I would love getting some help on a project for my art classes! It only requires you drawing your favorite animal and posting it here! It can be a 10 second doodle or an hour long drawing, whatever pleases you, as long as you tell me what the animal is once you post it! ^_^

I would love getting many entries (max 1 per person though!) so I could also take submissions from your friends or acquaintances!

I'll be printing them and showing them to my art classes, but everything will be properly credited!

Here, I'll start:

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here's a quick axolotl! Also my sister wanted to participate, so here's a frog from her:



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babushka(he/she, он/она/)
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q2k

October 2018

Some inktober stuff I did a few years ago that I still like!


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i get that its a tumblr meme, but i just dont understand why people hate john green so much. was it his reaction to the cock monologue?? do people just really hate his books and in extension him?? i just dont understand why there is such a widespread genuine hate for this man???


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supermario(he/him)
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supermario

No, bro. *grabs hand* We're pro Fortnite gamers.


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a couple of years ago in my biology class we had presentations about different organs and one group had the intestines. and the smartest kid in the class completely sincerely pronounces "the anal canal" rhyming.

The Anal Cay-nal

im telling you the class went fucking crazy


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supermario(he/him)
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i'm so used to drawing stuff set in the dark, this took a while


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supermario(he/him)
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digital painting of a white woman with glasses and curly hair wearing a pink cat ear headset and holding her hand up like a cat.

This started as a study to gauge my ability to paint accurate values from a colour reference, but it became a full painting of my girlfriend.

As such it is not my usual art style, but it was fun and i like how it turned out!


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supermario(he/him)
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A puppy bee headfirst in a large blue flower, with her fuzzy butt and back feets sticking out

Beehold

Pupbee Booty

Like my work? Buy me a coffee

Inspired by this delightful picture! (shown under cut)


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princeofdoom(he/him they/them)
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q2k

In my heart, always.


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80roxy08(She/They)
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[ID: Genshin Impact Fanart in white and purple tones. It depicts Kaeya Alberich as a child in a white eyepatch and a shirt tied with a blue ribbon and brown short shorts. He’s sitting at the edge of a tall wall overgrown with grass and stares at a single star he’s holding in his hands. Below him on shaded wall dozens of star shaped sprkles light. Background is light purple. Second picture is the same but behind Kaeya is sitting back to back the Unknown God as a washed off white shadow with hair flowing in the air. /End ID]

The last hope

I was thinking about what if Kaeya had an imaginary friend as a child and it’d just be a whole god of his homeland. Image of god based off the theory that the Unknown God is the god of time and Khaenri’ah.


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polychora
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Never a Wallflower by Laura Jones, 2018


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persephone(she/her)
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persephone

all jokes aside imagine losing your husband and cousin in the same day 😔😪💔


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stop(she/her)
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SHOES CAME

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look at these pretty babes aaaahh



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ravioli
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Hey guys just got back from the future

ravioli

The hottest meme is that we all legally change our name to Greg to mess with the government


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chicory
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Old MCDonald Had Enough

babushka
ravioli

E-i-E-I’m not fuckin around no mo’



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princeofdoom(he/him they/them)
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i've been hecking artblocked lately so i drew some freebies on toyhouse b/c drawing ppl's ocs always helps for some reason ?_?

oc credit: 1 2 3


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goropancakechi
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"You found a squirrel in a bottle. Break in case of emergency."

Little fanart for a game called Inscryption.


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intrepid-inkweaver(Any Pronouns)
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[ID: Genshin Impact Fanart. A calm digital artwork with pink tones.
It depicts Xiao and Ganyu in a portrait scene. There is a few qingxin placed in their hair. They are holding hands and pressing their foreheads together. Their eyes are closed and both of them are slightly smiling. There is light delicately radiating from behind them. The background is washed out light purple. /End ID]

Qpr Xiao and Ganyu for my heart

not a ship, please do not tag as ship. thx💜


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lynaiss(they/them)
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Healing potion designs ✨

Fancy versions, because your character deserves to feel like a star when chugging that sweet sweet life juice


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babushka(he/she, он/она/)
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I can't sleep but Listen

babushka

Imagine you're given a plant for your birthday. At first, your parents help you care for it because you are too small, but in the end everyone knows this plant belongs to you. And everyone else has their own special plant they tend to, and you have yours. Watering it becomes a steady routine, and as it grows you're excited to see what it looks like. Will it bloom? Will there be fruits? You have a vague idea of what your plant is going to grow into from the words of other people, who took care about their own plants. But your plant is completely unique! What will it be!

So you wait. And your plant doesn't bloom. Maybe it's the wrong soil, and you don't know where to repot it, maybe you are too busy with something else and forget to water it. Maybe it blooms after all... But you don't like the flowers at all. What are you going to do?

Maybe you can go around looking at everyone else's plants, wishing yours was like theirs, but knowing it can't happen because each plant is different. Sometimes you see dying plants and rush to water them. Sometimes the owner of the plant thanks you for that, sometimes the owner refuses to water their own plant and you struggle in vain to help it while no one tends to yours. Maybe you start to really hate how your plant looks, to the point you can't even look at it without being disgusted with it and with yourself, for being such a gardening failure.

And at some point you might even think "You know, there's literally no point in keeping this plant alive. What's so special about it, anyway? There's tons of better plants, and a lot of plants that look just the same; this plant hasn't inspired any great poems or art masterpieces, it's only looked at by a handful of people, and most of the time it's just sitting there on my windowsill doing nothing. I don't want to take care of it anymore! I might just get rid of it!"

And then you remember... What's the catch?

You can't just throw this plant away and get another one.

This is the special plant you were given for your birthday, it was born at the same day as you, brand new and unique. No one knew what it could grow into, not even you. And now? Well, you don't even know it now? Aren't you curious?

And in the end, this plant needs you ti take care of it simply because you are his owner. It's in your house every day, and other people have their own plants to tend to. In the end, you are responsible for this plant.

But you still hate it. So what do you do?

Well, you ask for help.

Someone can water your plant when you're too exhausted to. A plant specialist would give you advice on a kind of soil you want, and a plant doctor can help you change the shape of the blossoms you hate - or help you find beauty in them. Figuring out what's best for the plant may take time and resources - you might save up some money and buy a bigger pot for your plant, or even move to a sunnier location just to see it flourish. And then...

But wait, you say. That sounds like too much work, all for some stupid plant! I know it's mine and i'm responsible for it, but... What's so special about this plant, anyway?

Well, i say...

Don't you want to find out?


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